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When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.
I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.
by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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