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Being the absolute thirstiest dude around. On the internet, real life, or even in a video game. Thirsty ass niggas fill up timelines & feeds on twitter and Facebook constatnly stalking females timelines looking for a "mate" like a wild animal.
Damn son, did you see Tomb the other day? That dude so thirsty I couldn't even see my own tweets, or even think my own thoughts! He was dry-mouthed as Fuck. What a thirsty ass nigga.
by IUsed2BeThirstyButISawTheLight September 24, 2012
Sep 13 Word of the Day
A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by monkeylabor September 12, 2021
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A nigga who picks up phones faster than everyone in a sales office. He is always the first one there and the last one to leave. He shares none of his leads. Talks to every cute girl he sees but none of them respond. Most importantly he always responds to other people ass thirsty ass niggas.
Patrick your always picking up that phones all quck you thirsty ass nigga, I should probably bring you in a 3 gallon of a bottle of water tomorrow. Damn....thirsty ass nigga.
by NSS-Satellite May 27, 2010