1) This is the wife that replaced the last wife who replaced the wife before that. Every time you were said I'll never do that shit again.

2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife

3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.