by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.
Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!
Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.
Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.
by uvgeek December 28, 2008
An individual who uploads YouTube videos to address illogical reasons why the gaming console they like is superior to the opposing plastic box.
I can just imagine this Higher-Level Thinker pulling out his cell phone and recording his PS5, with the most retarded ass note.
by DaButcha December 08, 2020
A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.
Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.
by Hypok November 06, 2016
by Dynamic Samurai September 16, 2018
its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.
i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019
When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.
by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018