Diarrhea or kidney failure from eating lettuce tainted with E. coli O157:H7 from Yuma, AZ. Based on movie title “3:10 to Yuma”
by Pedidoc May 06, 2018
"Woah! Johnny! That video with the narwhal beating up the bear kicked ass!"
"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"
"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."
"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"
"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."
by Nobody Unimportant February 28, 2010
Something you will type when you want to put the alphabet but your on iPad so you drag the letters down and get this.
You also will search it up to find this
You also will search it up to find this
This is what you did to find this
You: I should probably search something random
*types in @/+$3&*(8)’”:;9014#57=2-6%*
You: Cool!
You: I should probably search something random
*types in @/+$3&*(8)’”:;9014#57=2-6%*
You: Cool!
by The Kawaii One January 12, 2018
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by Ueiejdnkcjk.ns@:/8+4) 0/7c .nk February 03, 2021
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed jig process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed jig process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
by Ariana mercedes July 15, 2020
