Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.
by SABCal91 January 6, 2014
intellectual-approved hazing
Every single rando: How's your thesis going?
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .
Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .
Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .
by zamipower May 6, 2019
Oh, 5 thesi? That's a lot.
by hi.i.like.you. June 11, 2010
That dumbass is being totally being thesis
After that dude got his ass beat at the party, he totally thesis'ed out.
So this chick was all over peter the other night and she asked him back to her place, he declined and went home and played gamecube instead, man only fag would thesis out like that.
After that dude got his ass beat at the party, he totally thesis'ed out.
So this chick was all over peter the other night and she asked him back to her place, he declined and went home and played gamecube instead, man only fag would thesis out like that.
by flux February 14, 2004
Youse guys are straight thesises
Man 1: Yo how was that robin byrd show dick?
Man 2: Shut Up you damn thesis go fuck a freezer
Man 1: Yo how was that robin byrd show dick?
Man 2: Shut Up you damn thesis go fuck a freezer
by "Name Here" April 28, 2004
Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.
by NicTail May 25, 2011
The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.
The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.
by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003