A form of torture needed for passage in the upper echelons of the collegiate level.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

To create a thesis, or statement of fact, you must complete these four steps:
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1)Genre
2)Title
3)Author
4)Theme
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After the thesis is created you must supply an argument to defend your work when it is shown to other people (i.e. teachers, pupils, etc.).

a dick that college seniors must take to graduate

The paper you have to write in order get a masters degree from cal poly.

A stick figure with 8 legs that is strikingly fast and can sneak up on you at anytime no matter where you are!

Plural form of the word thesis. Rarely used, since usually only 1 thesis is needed, however, does sound very similar to feces.