Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.
Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.
by Chris Reeve August 03, 2009
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When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.
I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.
by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016
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The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.
I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.
by GeorgiaIrish March 26, 2020
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the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.
"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."
by L-sos November 13, 2007
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When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
by Chris B dot April 12, 2007
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When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010
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a sexual act where the female inserts her finger into the male's anus as if checking temperature
Man, I wish that nurse would give me the female thermometer.
by sexxxydragon February 13, 2011
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