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An all round nice guy; smart, good looking, and fun to hang out with. Although he can appear quiet, he is a complete animal once you scratch the surface. His complementary subjects of interest are women and fucking, and will talk exhaustively on either topic when prompted. Rumoured to have a very large penis, he generously uses it to pleasure many ladies. Other men are surprisingly not jealous of Theon, because he makes sure his friends all meet sexy ladies too.

Not to be confused with Theon Greyjoy.
With Theon around we will surely all get laid.
by reasons August 26, 2012
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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A coward who will use any opportunity to run away to save his own hide when faced with what he deems an insurmountable obstacle. The only thing he's reliable for is making you cry like a fool because you trusted him to have your back in the first place.
(In a fight): Man, I was no match for that guy! I thought my buddy would have my back but he was a total Theon and ran away!
by Drogonsayswhaaa July 23, 2017
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A sorry excuse for a man and an all-time failure in life. this is the type of man that because he lives in the ghetto believe that he's entitled to saying he is half Mexican when is all factual issue his adoption papers states he's fully white. Do not approach this man as he has a very creepy vibe about him taking off his cap will blind you and possibly confuse you for some type of albino. His over average penis seems to make him excusable for his arrogance and lack of communication. DO NOT BE LIKE THEON, BE BETTER.
I I made the mistake of calling my son Theon but at least he got me on the welfare.
Oh for fuck sake Theon.
by Someone's bitch February 23, 2019
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