Wow theo bailey is just one of the best people i have ever met , he is sooo funny and a great friend .He also is fun to get drunk with.
by Ily bby xx April 7, 2020
1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 3, 2011
Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.
Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"
Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"
Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"
by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022
Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.
by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022
by Go2buymeapizza January 19, 2021
It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.
Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.
by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023
Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.
by The rays July 3, 2024