Urban Dictionary: Theo

Theo

A theo is a dickhead. He'll be in a shitty Fortnite clan to get attention. If you find a theo, make sure to swear at them and threaten to shank them

Oi that theo just played Fortnite, you
Let's kill him, your friend

by I have autism April 19, 2019

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Fucking lazy drugee with no friends. Sucks dick on a daily basis he beats woman until they work in the kitchen again.

"Theo sucked it real hard earlier"

by Theo Psdonum January 01, 2019

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A long nosed retarded looking man.

Tim: "Hey! That guy has a really long nose!!!"
Mike: "Yeah what a retard!"
Sam: "He must be a Theo."

by MikeSebastion October 28, 2018

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Theo is the type of friend that takes the piss but is the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet.

Theo’s a fuckin virgin

by KingSmoth November 06, 2019

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That one stupid b*tch dog you hate because all they do is bite you f*cking head, ears, balls, and feet off.

You: Hi you stupid little dog.
Theo: *Bark*
You: Who's a good boy.
Theo: *starts eating your ear*
You: OHH F*CK ITS NOT YOU!

by Yeet and Stuffs June 03, 2020

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The Greek word for God, or Holy. Theo's are badasses and don't give a fuck about people because they are Gods.

All mighty Theo, may you help us in our problem?

No.

by Fortnite Tyler Ninja Blevins December 19, 2020

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Theo a man child who hex’s people when they don’t want them to be overly possessive of them

Theo is also a pee pee poo poo stinky man who throws fits when he doesn’t get his way

Sam: have you met the new kid?
Tammy: no! Haven’t you heard? He’s a Theo! I’d stay far away from that trash man

by Yourewelcomeforcoronatime March 18, 2020

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