The dude is the biggest capper known to man. Allegedly gets head in Ohio from a absolute sket and it goes for 20 mins and “isn’t even close”. He also randomly forgets about stash’s of cash and the proceeds to buy AirPods. This dude has the most African nose you will ever see on a white man.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.