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a dislesxic stealer purhson thad dunt spel too gud.
by n November 17, 2003
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The idiot's way of spelling thief.
VICTIM: GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!
THIEF: YOU IDIOT IT'S SPELLED *THIEF*!
by almostnobody November 06, 2015
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Theif is the act of stealing and is most commonly used in describing the past tense. It can mean stealing something literally or taking another style or custom and claming it as your own.
Watch out Jerome he theifs everything.

My brother Theifed that album from Wal-mart last week.

She Theifed my sneakers the colors and everything.
by Baby Bamf June 28, 2006
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someone who steals, or keeps something expired that neds to be updated like car tabs
by take that FUCKER! November 11, 2002
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