Any male who participates in ANY aspect of the theatrical world, such as wearing tights, always having the need to be in the spotlight, performing in gay pride parades, frolicking under the moonlight, and is a constant giggler.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.