1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

A human miracle. Legend has it that he will someday return and restore wit to the world.

A woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.

when you're in a friends car as you leave, you fart then close the door really quick. The fart incubates so the next time the car is opened it smells like shit. Works best in summer

When a man puts his testicle(s) inside the anus of another man or woman.

A woman that has children and doesn't care or support them.

The act of placing your cold testicles into a womans warm vagina, and letting them toast to a desireable temperature. For the ultimate effect, a woman can queef the balls out of her snatch, giving the man the ultimate finish.