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When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.
You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.
by Condor12343 June 17, 2011
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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