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The act of carefully inserting a twistie into you’re sexual partners anus and with your penis, pleasuring them until climax. Once reached height of pleasure, you release your twistie covered member, and proceed to feed your sexual partner the much needed cheesey delight that is smeered over your bulging tip.
Ben - “Mate, Luke and I were sitting around yesterday afternoon and he was so horny and hungry. So I decided to give him the twistie.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
by Daddy191 January 12, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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