when you rub your balls in your partner's face when they are on the computer, preferably when they are sending a letter to a senator or congressman or something else.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".

noun. fornicating with large, unattractive, triangulated bitches, in your roommates bed.

verb form : travised