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Used by a spouse to subtly persuade the significant other to do something. Similar to "The Spousal We."
The Spousal I: "I think I'm going to the gym," or "I think I'm going to start eating healthier foods."
Reality: "Lose some damn weight, bitch!"
by Adam J. M. October 23, 2008
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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