Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.

The art of putting two fingers in the pink (pussy) and two fingers in the stink (asshole) whilst simultaneously using the Spock hand sign.

2 in the pink 2 in the stink

Putting two fingers in the ass and two fingers in the vagina while making the Spock symbol

The art of inserting 2 fingers into a woman's vagina and the other 2 into her asshole so that the hand looks like the "vulcan statue" , a hand sign that Spock uses in the 'Star Trek' franchise. It is also refereed to as 'Two in the pink , two in the stink'.