A disease one catches from unknown sources. The Sabes can impair your sense of timing, ability to perform physical activities, and perception of temperature. The Sabes has five stages; Stage Three is the worst, and after that one starts to develop certain "superpowers".

Also, can be used in place of "That's what she said", as in "And that's how you get the Sabes!"

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.