A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.

When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'

A torture technique where one cuts off another man's testicles and attaches them to the man's chin to resemble a rooster.

A slight variation of the shocker in which both hands are placed together in such a fashion that it looks like a hand with 10 fingers. It may also take a while for the girl to become able to handle the rooster. Or even longer for a boy.

Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.