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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth
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When someone has a big butt and you start to tear.
"Yo, that girl/guy got the onion! I'm tearing."
by J.L.A. March 02, 2015
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When cooking with onions for a long period of time / great number of days, one may smell of onions and be unable to be rid of the smell.

The smell can also seep into pores, and when squeezing spots, they may smell of onions.
Girl, on squeezing her boyfriends spot:

Girl - "MAN, that reeks of onions"
Boy - "Yes, I made onion soup today".
Girl - "You have the onions!!"
by Leemla February 16, 2010
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A hood in annpolis known for heavy drug activity also known as the onion block, 1800 block or Annapolis Gardens.
Im bout to hit the onion and cop me few grams.
by youngswagga101 March 07, 2009
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An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.
Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.
by bluemuffin June 04, 2009
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