The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.
Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!
Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!
Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*
Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!
Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*
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by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020
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