A small, private Catholic school in katonah, ny. The school has drastically changed in the past few years and students who have left are EXTREMELY bitter. Full of new, qualified teachers and a student body which is school spirit and very kind. Many extracurriculars such as soccer, basketball, softball, competetive swimming, chess club, drama, robotics, baseball, track, debate, choir, yearbook club, and more. If you attend, or have a family member attending the school you can attest to it's stong communal and familial spirit.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A school that is welcoming and warm. A school where people find a home in their friends and teachers, where there is support and love for the students and constant growth to make the school better. It is a unique place, some would call it a "niche" school with a strong Catholic identity, classical education, and the use of Socratic discussion. But Montfort is a big family, a comfortable place that fosters a love of learning, faith, and friendship.