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When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.
by TheDJC February 27, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.
I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah
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Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!
Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!
by DawgK May 11, 2021
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