The Judge is a sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male places his balls in the females mouth. The male then begins slapping the female on the forehead with his penis and shouts GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A sub species of the grizzly bear, native to Michigan. It is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.

Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.

The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.

Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.

It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.

'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'

n. slang for male genitalia.