The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media