named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina
Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.
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Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.
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One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
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Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.
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One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
by DeezEnUTees April 17, 2007
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
by SRS December 01, 2004
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