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The most retarded and stupid English teacher, that attempts to force his political views down one throat and can’t teach. Along with this he moves at the pace of a snail.
The Gary can’t teach and is a knob.
by Dazzle mystic February 04, 2020
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Another term for a "butthole". First refrenced in South Park as the name of Oprah's rectum.
Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.

Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"

The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.
by TheGaryMan January 01, 2013
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A sex move in which a woman achieves orgasm via her nipples being slapped with a penis.
He tried The Gary this afternoon and it fucking worked!
by Plurker May 19, 2019
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when a girl drags her vagina across your face and leaves a slime trail
my was drenched after giving me The gary
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by Chad wensworth September 22, 2015
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when somebody is very very fat
1)dude that guy is "the gary"

2)im not inviting him he is "the gary"

3)that guy is the biggest "the gary" i know!!
by that guy gfhj May 18, 2007
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Ordering anything with sausage.
"Hey man, I don't know what to order. What are you getting?"

"I think I'm gonna do The Gary."

"That sounds good. I'll do The Gary as well."
by TMITCH August 11, 2014
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