Your boss comes into your office and sits on your knee because there are no empty seats. Half way through his lecture, he starts to rub his anus up and down on your knee cap in ectasy. Up and Down. When he starts to get comfy, stand up quickly, slap him in the face with the right and uppercut his sack with the left. While he is falling over, you say "welcome to the dolkfest"

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed