When you get a digiorno pizza from your local supermarket, cum on the pizza, put it in the freezer, then wait. Then, you and your lover have sex in the kitchen and when she’s about to climax, you lean over, get the cum-digiorno pizza and smack her over the head with it while screaming “pizza time”
Him: Hey! I have Digiorno Pizza at my place! Wanna come over and share it with me?
Her: Are you trying to pull The Digiorno on me?
Him: Perhaps
Her: Are you trying to pull The Digiorno on me?
Him: Perhaps
by Polnareff_Toenail October 22, 2019
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