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When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
by Gognoggler May 05, 2015
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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