A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.
Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.
by therapists February 6, 2006
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When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.
Ya, I slipped her the crippler; and she loved it!
by Slick Criple February 5, 2010
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The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.
I was headed for the restroom when I got hit by the crippler and almost shit my pants.
by king of the shitters August 13, 2009
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A sex position. So hard core you'll cripple your girl.
Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.
by cripplingpostisionman April 5, 2010
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a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.
"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."
by mainframe November 1, 2003
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