the clear or white goo that comes out of girls vagina's. Be careful! It does not taste or smell like fruity goodness.
"hey you want some yogurt?"
"oh yeah yum! yum!"
*takes out underwear*
"eww what is that!!?"
"you said that you wanted some!"
"oh yeah yum! yum!"
*takes out underwear*
"eww what is that!!?"
"you said that you wanted some!"
by EdwardCullensLover January 13, 2009
by the silent one speaks December 12, 2014
A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
by YogurtTruther October 05, 2021
by thewangman January 20, 2009
by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018
God damnit, last night after we did it, I took a shit and on my toilet paper was a little anal yogurt
by Juneboylover July 31, 2016
by joshalexben August 16, 2007