a stand that can stop time. the length of time being stopped depends on the user

the act of texting people while you are pooping

Eight seconds have passed.

A place where 99.999% of the people have no clue of reality.

said to be ran by just a few rich satanist buttholes

Archipelago of man-made islands off of Dubai in the Persian Gulf. When completed in 2008, they will look like a mosiac of the planet composed entirely of these said islands. On these islands, there will be multi-million dollar beach houses that will make south beach look like a trailer park. Moguls like Sir Richard Branson have already grabbed most of them up.

1. Earth
2. Everything that exists
3. 7 or more exes