When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.
by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016
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When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy
Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard
by Beilfetish April 03, 2018
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1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018
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