by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018
Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 8, 2010
When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022
When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023
Something the first winner of Ru Paul's Drag Race said in a song challenge for her all stars appearance.
Me: Hey
BeBe Zahara Benet: ra ta ta tee tee tah tah
Me: Oh, okay, I take it your happy
BeBe Zahara Benet: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BeBe Zahara Benet: ra ta ta tee tee tah tah
Me: Oh, okay, I take it your happy
BeBe Zahara Benet: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by school is so boring omg December 12, 2022
by 4 cocks 2 holes March 5, 2018
When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i
by Mano mano mano July 7, 2022