Watching porn on your VR headset while fucking an ugly chick to make it bearable.
1: Dude, how does he sleep with that chick every night? It's easy man, he just gives her the Stoy!

2: I'll be your wingman tonight but I'll need to borrow your VR headset to give her The Stoy!

3: I'll date a fat chick with enthusiasm any day of the week. Giving her The Stoy while she goes to town is the best of both worlds!
by TheOneTrueHero May 23, 2016
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Receiving/giving a rimjob to someone in the park.
'Dude I heard you stoi'd Jess on Friday night' 'Yea I did but I stopped because she farted'
by stoiboi April 9, 2015
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A pig or hog-like creature which enjoys food very much. The stoy is deceptively intelligent, with a very quick mind but an inability to communicate its thoughts in an understandable manner, the stoy has problems understanding how human society work, but this does not stop it from attempting to blend in.
That Stoy is so clever! I love him.
by EDCHAZ December 12, 2011
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A person that is seen by others around them as a very kind and fun person.
"What do you think of Harriet?" "I think she's a stoi"
by Babisouvlaki November 23, 2017
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No real meaning, simply used as a replacemnt for those whom choose not to use vulgar language, or swear.
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"
by Da' Hamma December 2, 2003
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