(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.
"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."
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Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)
by cremebrulee October 18, 2009
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An adjective used to describe something incredible, awesome or cool.
by Gionet July 24, 2008
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To know one's HIV status; negative or positive.
I tested for HIV at the walk-in clinic, and my status is negative.
by I_KNOW_ August 29, 2008
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a word often used on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter. used to define something that someone else said to sound wrong or rudely suggestive.
Girl: omg thats soo hard

Status:L
by RainbowSmiley1997 March 11, 2011
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marijuana of very high grade,.i.e. Hydro, Purple Haze, Northern Lights
54TH Street has the best "Status" on the Low End
by Nefearious K. December 18, 2004
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Verb. To write a post on a social media site.
I was about to status so hard on facebook about awesome unicorn cat emojis until LILLY tried to challenge me to no avail. Fucking Lilly.
by Sxypanthr October 16, 2013
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