Urban Dictionary: The slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell

by Slurpee god July 02, 2020

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 09, 2021

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

The semen of a close family member mixed with a redbull.

White-trash mouth breathers in Ohio like to start their day with an Ohio Slurpee.

by sand puppy January 01, 2021