The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.
I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat
by MushroomToast January 10, 2016
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A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.
"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"
by Mr. Jesus October 06, 2007
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When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.
1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth
by Carterjonesy June 02, 2008
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Gay lords with baggey clothes and bright coloured hoodies
Look over there all the slothes are getting chips.
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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Middle age house wife that is slow at everything.
Staceys's spirit animal is a sloth.
by the word doco June 10, 2018
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