The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.
by MushroomToast January 10, 2016
by Bonafide1 January 12, 2018
"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"
by Mr. Jesus October 06, 2007
1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.
both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy
2. Ahhh, sloth
both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy
2. Ahhh, sloth
by Carterjonesy June 02, 2008
by Anonymous November 06, 2003