How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

A large black dildo

Stick your tongue in her ass and proceed to spin around

the classic ground and pound, one female lays horizontally lays down on the bed whilst doing this the man inserts the tip and spins himself round. as the penis gets deeper the women should squirt all over your elbows.

A mixed drink that is a variation of the classic screwdriver. The Redneck screwdriver is 1 part moonshine and 2 parts sunny delight.

More commonly though, the redneck screwdriver uses bottom shelf vodka, since moonshine is hard to find.