When several Texans gang up on a male or female and aggressively fuck their rectum until their anus is 5 inches wide or wider.
by bich niga July 02, 2018
The act of fucking a girl who has lost her legs. She sits on top of you as you proceed to spin her as she uses her arms to go up and down, hence completing the St. Louis Screwdriver.
Shortly after Rosanne was cut in half, on account of a terrible lukemia charity moster truck rally accident, Bradley then proceeded to give her the good ole' St. Louis Screwdriver.
by Trevor Sutton January 26, 2008
When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.
I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.
by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011
by Jonnyhadanappleseed November 01, 2019
A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.
by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020
The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.
Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
by FatPappy November 30, 2010
A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006