When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.
I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Schlitzed mug for your barber Manafort.
The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.
by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008
Get the mug
Get a schlitz shits mug for your buddy Paul.
The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer
Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.
by Milwaukeelover January 15, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Beer schlitz mug for your papa Vivek.
One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.
The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
by Anomaly June 27, 2005
Get the mug
Get a schlitz-faced mug for your mate Sarah.
When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.
by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010
Get the merch
Get the Schlitz shits neck gaiter and mug.
After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.
Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."
by Jeffrey Junior December 13, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Tijuana Schlitz mug for your Facebook friend Helena.
The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.
by Anomaly July 04, 2005
Get the mug
Get a schlitz-faced mug for your cousin Günter.