/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Far superior to other Columbia River Gorge communities. Stevenson, Goldendale, and even Hood River wish they could achieve the greatness of White Salmon. Cost of housing is high to keep the trash in Washougal.

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.