The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.
Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
by elbenoloco May 10, 2021
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A man consisting of 2 parts: 50% insanity, 50% Ganja. Also the self-proclaimed 'greatest man alive' and is responsible for several counts of internet deviance, he is also in love with Warlain
by Cedric September 22, 2003
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A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.
Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!
by PurpleHampster November 22, 2012
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Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))
Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool
by DanishViking April 20, 2017
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A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.
Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex November 13, 2015
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People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity
He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's
by jondich January 08, 2021
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