Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.