1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

Using hot sauce as lube during anal

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

When a female is duck taped upside down to a pole, completely covered in melted butter and Big Mac special sauce, then performs oral and anal sex on two males

Sexual position. For optimal results one of the pair should be sporting a ginger bush and the act should take place on a bearskin rug. A couple engages in a standing 69. When the standee climaxes, they drop to their knees thus driving the bottom feeder's spinal column into their brain.