by pdiddyrara April 14, 2009
Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
by huck & shred November 27, 2013
Jesus Christ Arron, That curry was really spicy. I'm off to Launch a missile in trap three. I wouldn't come anywhere near me as the fall-out will be horrendous!
by Johnny badder October 18, 2015
A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
by TBONE74 April 01, 2019
A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.
'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
by Azgorath January 21, 2012